Annoying things to do on a plane

Bored on a long flight? I came up with some ideas to annoy people on a flight. Word of advice: Try them at your own risk..

1. After take-off, distribute candies to passenger and tell them "today is my happy birthday."

2. While taxiing, speak into your wrist watch pretending it is a radio and say things like, "Captain, you're clear for take off...roger that...over."

3. Push the call button, raise your hand and wait. When the air hostess arrives, tell her you need to pee. 

4. While flying, wave outside the window and signal the 'call me' sign.

5. Take books/newspaper from your co passenger seat, but don't touch yours and don't allow anyone to do so.

6. Dig your nose and offer your co passenger your boogies.

7. Ask for a finger bowl after your in-flight meal.

8. If the kids get crayons or toys from the cabin crew, sternly demand one for your yourself.

9. Get out of your seat and do push-ups.

10. Walk up to the toilet, spend ten minutes in there, come out, walk half way to your seat and run back screaming "I forgot to flush!!"

11. Go to random passengers and tell them you own the airline.

12. Fall asleep in the toilet.

13. Half way through flight, take your bags from the storage above and wait near the exit door. When asked, tell the crew you want to be the first to get off.

14. Make origami ducks and hand them over to passengers.

15. After touch down, clap your hands and shout, "Hallelujah.. Praise be to the Lord!!!"